Thursday, March 6, 2008

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"Not only human are the main characters of jokes"
Not only human are the main characters of jokes to crack laughter. Even animal behaves as the funniest part of the joke. As to say the fact, more than other jokes people like to enjoy the animal jokes. It is such kind of jokes in with animals is fully responsible to create a laugh. Those non-verbal creatures are featured with some of their stupid and funny act. Different animals are characterized like Dog, cat, frog etc. They really make a funny part of the joke. Have you heard any funniest animal jokes recently? You must have heard a lot because the craze for the animal jokes is increasing now days. Even I myself prefer funny animal jokes rather than other funny jokes. They are mostly clean jokes and are very suitable to share in any place we like. Mostly children are fond of it. They just want to listen and enjoy the stupid act of animals performed to make t. . .

Caught by alligators, saved his life
Inverness, FL - A 71-yearl-old man fell off a dock and into the jaws of an alligator but said his knowledge of reptiles, gained from watching wildlife programs on television, helped him escape. "I wasn't a bit afraid. I knew what they usually do," said George Blinn, who got away from the 7-foot gator by jabbing his thumb in its eye. Blinn said he has long been a fan of such programs as Wild Kingdom and knew about alligators' general behavior. He got the chance to use that knowledge when he fell into the canal behind his house. Blinn said the alligator bit him on the left hand and then flopped him over in the water three times before Blinn escaped. . . .

What the heck is a koozie?
I started to hear the work koozie in the early 90’s mostly in the Texas region and though to my self what the heck is a koozies? First of all everyone spells and calls “koozies” differently, everything from cozies, beer holders to beer stubby holders. I personally call them Koozies simply because that’s the most popular term I hear. I always though that koozies were something that were local to America but after traveling for the last five years I have seen them to be very popular in places like Australia where they call them eco holders, they are so popular Aussies don’t drink beer without them. And in south east Asia and some parts of Europe they are catching on. A koozie is another word for a can holder, made to keep aluminum cans or beer bottles cold and prevent condensation from forming which keeps your hands dry and liquid cold, Koozies have been around for t. . .

The Whoopee Cushion - A Tribute
Consider the whoopee cushion, also referred to as the Poo Poo Cushion and Razzbery Cushion. An object of disgust for some, merriment for others. Invented around 1950 by two employees of the Jem Rubber Company of Toronto Canada, goofing around with scrap pieces of rubber sheeting. Sounds like it was a fun place to work! The company tried to sell the new device to Sam Adams, founder of the S.S.Adams Novelty Company. But Sam Adams refused, saying the item was too vulgar and would never sell. But other companies that Jem Rubber approached did not think the same way. The rest is history. So what is the mystique of the whoopee cushion? Flatulence has never been proper behavior in public, at least for many people. Things that are not proper are left wide open to the imagination of folks with a sense of humor. Flatulence jokes are found in the plays of the 5th century . . .

Motivational Paraphernalia : You Can Shove it
Time to get on the Soap Box for the 10 minute tirade. I work in Engineering and Manufacturing – have done for years – we design, make, install, fix, improve and do a (flipping) - work it out for yourself - good job, even if I do say so myself. Every "now and again" it comes around and it’s the now – now . Some bright spark in Head Office decides that we need to spend mega bucks on a flash motivational speaker/presentation type rev up. What a waste of time, energy and hard earned cash. Smart suits, power dressing, slick presentations and all of the right buzz words, tricks and anecdotes. I don’t have time for this sort of garbage – I’ve got work to do. These guys have never done a real days work in their lives, wouldn’t know the meaning of the word stress and they want to teach ME about motivation. Let me tell you this - Whe. . .

Fact Is Funnier Than Comedy
When I need a chuckle, I try to watch a sitcom or read the funnies. When my need for comedy is greater, then I invest my time in watching a complete movie. But when nothing but the funniest will do, I just observe the so-called real world around me. The fact that this is really happening makes all the weird stuff all the more funny. To begin with, one tends to have a basic expectation of common sense from people. But the word common is misleading, as most often what we would classify as common sense is fairly uncommon. What? Are you having trouble believing me? Well just turn to the weird news section of any newspaper or portal web site. Honestly, I used to think that all this was just made up. But I finally got to meet some of the people in these real world snafus and became a believer. What would you say of the owner who claims that her cat dialed 911 thereby call. . .

Funny Videos: Your Online Resource of Instant Humor
"Laughter is the medicine." However clichéd this might sound there's no denying the truth of the statement. More often than not, we come across people who are over-stressed, hardly having the urge even to force a smile. In most cases, people do realize the need for refreshing humor, which would take away the burden of their stressful lives and fill them with fresh energy. But unfortunately, they lack sufficient time to venture out of their homes with the sole motive of entertaining themselves. Thankfully, the Internet has a lot of scope for those who feel the urge to chill out and have a bite of quick humor just at the click of a mouse! Analyzing the current scenario, there has been a major upsurge in the number of funny videos and funny pictures over the Internet. There are numerous video blogging sites hosting funny video clips or pictures for people to have a hearty la. . .


Jim


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